Dear E-Marketers,

Please stop sending me posts about it being too late to order flowers/pajamas/chocolate covered strawberries/lingerie or any other such Mother's Day type Mother's Day gift.

My mother is dead.  And I discovered I failed to mail the card I bought to send her for her last Mother's Day the week after she died.  No wonder it was not in the pile of lovely cards she had hidden/keep safe in her underwear drawer.

And by Mother's Day, I will be divorced from my lying, cheating, wall hitting, cursing, vandalzing sociopath of a husband.  Not that he acknowledged Mother's Day last year.

Mother's Day this year?  It can go fly a kite.  Maybe that is what my little man and I will do.

So all of you who keep sending me emails, go suck it.