Where is the Pause Button?

My little "baby" now:

• Wears boxers, not briefs
• Sleeps with no shirt on
• Plays both soccer and tee-ball
• Says things like, "Awesome" "Check this out" "Wasn't that TOTALLY COOL?!"
• Tries to bribe me with "50,000 kisses?"
• Can spell toy and boy cuz they rhyme
• Starts preschool 4's next week
• Has absolutely no baby fat to be found
• Has hairy legs (and a bit on his back)
• Takes up the whole width of MY bed when he lays across it

BUT, he still calls me mama or mommy and snuggles on my lap every once in a great while.